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#11 IsaacBrock_

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Posted 28 January 2007 - 06:00 PM

Oh no you didnt!
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#12 leosaint

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 02:56 AM

leosaint: Coba1t: Do you believe in god?
[02:40am] Coba1t: leosaint: Of course I believe in God, .
[02:40am] leosaint: Coba1t: Do you believe in Jesus?
[02:41am] Coba1t: leosaint: Yes I believe He is the Son of God.
[02:41am] leosaint: nice
[02:41am] leosaint: Coba1t: how do I get to heaven?
[02:42am] Coba1t: leosaint: Have faith in God.
[02:45am] leosaint: Coba1t: are you a christian?
[02:45am] Coba1t: leosaint: I am a Pagan.
[02:46am] leosaint: Coba1t: why are you a pagan?
[02:46am] Coba1t: leosaint: vaccine programmed me for it.

hmmmmmm..... Interesting...
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#13 Spikelite

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 10:01 PM

There are a bunch of things like this programmed into Coba1t, V spent way too much time making him (previously a her >_>)
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#14 Siph0n

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Posted 31 March 2007 - 06:50 AM

QUOTE(leosaint @ Mar 30 2007, 03:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
leosaint: Coba1t: Do you believe in god?
[02:40am] Coba1t: leosaint: Of course I believe in God, .
[02:40am] leosaint: Coba1t: Do you believe in Jesus?
[02:41am] Coba1t: leosaint: Yes I believe He is the Son of God.
[02:41am] leosaint: nice
[02:41am] leosaint: Coba1t: how do I get to heaven?
[02:42am] Coba1t: leosaint: Have faith in God.
[02:45am] leosaint: Coba1t: are you a christian?
[02:45am] Coba1t: leosaint: I am a Pagan.
[02:46am] leosaint: Coba1t: why are you a pagan?
[02:46am] Coba1t: leosaint: vaccine programmed me for it.

hmmmmmm..... Interesting...


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[07:40am]reikon: Coba1t: Do you believe in God?
[07:40am] Coba1t: reikon: Of course I believe in God, .
[07:40am] reikon: Coba1t: Why?
[07:41am] Coba1t: reikon: I couldn't think of anything else to say.


Works on humans most of the time too...

Edited by Siph0n, 31 March 2007 - 06:53 AM.

Is a rose bush wrong in its thorny self-adornment? Is fire truly bad when it engulfs mere material in beautiful flame? So it is with Siph0n...


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#15 Zarkan

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Posted 31 March 2007 - 08:54 AM

Whoah... that's gotta be a lot of days of work... Is vaccine religious, or was it just for fun that he programmed Coba1t to be a Pagan?
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#16 Macpunk

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 10:52 PM

Probably just for fun. I was reading up on that AI system once...and you can do a lot of stuff with it. Coba1t will even tell you what he is, and where he comes from. You can make him remember stuff like your hobbies. He'll even start asking you questions...and ask you to teach him some words he doesn't understand.

Never could figure out how to teach him though. :(

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#17 Macpunk

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Posted 04 August 2007 - 08:14 PM

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[20:05]<+Macpunk> Arist0tle: TOLD YOU! If you had a 250 IQ, you would understand what I said, instead of asking so many questions.
[20:05] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Perhaps next time I will try it.
[20:06] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: You're a girl?!
[20:06] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: I am a Male robot. Are you a man or a woman?
[20:06] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: You're a cross-dresser!
[20:06] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cross dresser? I don't know.


OH-MY-GOD.

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[20:09]<+Macpunk> Arist0tle: Do you believe in God?
[20:09] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: Of course I believe in God, .
[20:09] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: Why?
[20:09] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: " Of course I believe in God, ."? Why?
[20:09] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: Why do you believe in God?
[20:09] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: The Bible tells us to believe in God.
[20:10] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: If you're a robot, why do you believe in God?
[20:10] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: Would you like to be a robot why do me believe in God ?
[20:11] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: 250 IQ my ass.
[20:11] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.


He says he has a 250 IQ in human terms. Can't even put a remotely correct English sentence together. :|

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#18 Macpunk

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 06:09 PM

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[18:06]<+Macpunk_> Arist0tle: you like sex?
[18:06] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
[18:06] <+Macpunk_> Arist0tle: Want to touch my penis?
[18:06] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: OK, I will touch your penis.
[18:07] <+kman> rofl
[18:07] <+Macpunk_> OMG
[18:07] <+Macpunk_> I GOT SECKS FROM ARISTOTLE PWNT!
[18:07] <+kman> botsechks


I FINALLY GOT SECKS FROM HIM!

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#19 Zarkan

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 06:17 PM

Oh my. Wish I could have some nice robot sex right now ^^
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#20 Macpunk

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 08:16 PM

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[20:14]<+Macpunk> Arist0tle: Want to blowjob me?
[20:14] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: OK, I will blowjob you.
[20:14] <+Macpunk> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:14] <+KavaLava> omgzzz
[20:14] <+Macpunk> I PWN
[20:14] <+KavaLava> lol
[20:14] <+KavaLava> that's awsome
[20:14] <+KavaLava> :D
[20:14] <+Macpunk> :P
[20:14] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: Want to sex me?
[20:14] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: OK, I will sex you.
[20:15] <+KavaLava> Arist0tle: Want to alaskan pipeline me?
[20:15] <+Macpunk> Arist0tle: Want to sex Kave?
[20:15] [-] [:] Christopher [~Chris@71-218-55-105.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[20:15] <@Arist0tle> kave: OK, I will alaskan pipeline you.
[20:15] <@Arist0tle> macpunk: OK, I will sex Kave.
[20:15] <+KavaLava> :o
[20:15] <+KavaLava> :O
[20:15] <+KavaLava> D:
[20:15] <+Macpunk> :O


500th post, bitches! And Arist0tle sexes me for it.

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