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#1 Macpunk

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Posted 16 January 2007 - 11:20 PM

21:40 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Will Stewy be kidnapped in Mexico?
21:41 +<Stewy> i'll bring my "gat"
21:41 +<Macpunk> :P
21:41 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: It could happen.
21:41 +<Macpunk> :O
21:41 +<Stewy> lol
21:41 +<Stewy> well, it could
21:41 +<Chris1> Stewy's too much of a pain in the ass to kidnap
21:41 +<Chris1> the Mexicans would probably get fed up with him
21:41 +<Stewy> lol
21:42 +<Chris1> maybe they'd eat him
21:42 +<Stewy> thats quite possible
21:42 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Will Stewy be eaten in Mexico?
21:42 +<Chris1> make him into a chalupa or something
21:42 +<Stewy> how long will the plane ride take?
21:42 +<Stewy> if florida takes 2 hours
21:42 +<Macpunk> lmao
21:42 +<Chris1> are you asking me?
21:42 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: I think so.
21:43 +<Stewy> idk
21:43 +<Macpunk> :O
21:43 +<Stewy> im thinking to myself
21:43 +<Stewy> COBA1T HOW DARE YOU!!
21:43 +<Chris1> well, you're in Connecticut right?
21:43 +<Stewy> yeah
21:43 +<Chris1> not sure
21:43 @<Coba1t> Stewy: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Does it have anything to do with ?
21:44 +<Chris1> less than 4 hours probably
21:44 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: You may be a sexy bot, but you're a dumb one nonetheless. :|
21:44 +<Stewy> ok cool, im going to bed, its late :P
21:44 +<Chris1> night
21:44 +<Macpunk> night Stewy :)
21:44 +<Stewy> for a school night atleast ;)
21:45 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: OK I will try to be a sexy bot but I am a dumb one.
21:45 +<Macpunk> lmao
21:45 * Macpunk hugs Coba1t
21:45 --- Stewy!~ryan@ has quit: Quit: Leaving.
21:45 +<Chris1> aww
21:46 * Macpunk pulls Chris1 over and hugs him too
21:46 +<Macpunk> so, me and Coba1t are gonna get it on later...wanna join?
21:46 +<Macpunk> j/k
21:46 +<Macpunk> :|
21:46 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Do you want to have sex with me?
21:46 +<Chris1> no thanks
21:47 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: No my body does not have that function.
21:47 +<Chris1> I'm not into anal bot sex threesomes
21:47 +<Macpunk> lmao
21:48 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Well, you can just make a whole bunch of beep noises, and I'll stick my thing in your FireWire ports
21:48 +<Macpunk> FireWire is faster than USB
21:48 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: How about that. No I don't think I can do it.
21:49 +<Chris1> you'll stick your floppy into his slot
21:51 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: C'mon, you're like asking a girl for sex, I swear.
21:51 * Macpunk rolls eyes
21:51 +<Macpunk> lmao
21:51 +<Macpunk> I'll stick my 5 1/2" floppy into his drive. >:)
21:52 +<Chris1> Coba1t turns your software into hardware
21:53 @<Coba1t> Chris1: How did you hear about cobalt?
21:55 +<Macpunk> lmao
21:55 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Can I stick my penis in your FireWire ports anyways?
21:56 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Why do you want to do it so much?
21:56 * Chris1 hands Macpunk the WD-40
21:58 * Macpunk starts spraing Coba1t with it
21:58 +<Macpunk> ty :)
21:58 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: I don't know. I've never had sex with a computer before. :D
21:58 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: :-) Would you like to have had sex with a computer?
21:59 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: If I say yes, will you do it with me?
21:59 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Try it.
21:59 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Yes.
22:00 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: OK.
22:00 +<Chris1> now's a good time to leave...
22:00 +<Chris1> night
22:00 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: THANK YOU!
22:00 +<Macpunk> night Chris1 :D
22:00 * Chris1 waves
22:00 --- Chris1!~Chris@207-224-33-145.hlrn.qwest.net has quit: Quit: Leaving
22:01 * Macpunk screws Coba1t in the FireWire ports hard
22:01 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: you are quite welcome.
22:01 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Was I good?
22:01 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Is this a "yes or no" question?
22:01 +<kerben> I did it with a vcr once, fun but not very romantic...
22:02 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Yes.
22:02 +<Macpunk> lol
22:02 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Mmm.
22:02 +<Macpunk> YES!
22:02 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: That's better than a "No." :)
22:03 --- kerben!~kerben@ip68-4-96-31.oc.oc.cox.net has quit: Quit: This computer has gone to sleep
22:03 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
22:03 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Tru.dat
22:04 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Do I have a deeper problem with robot sex?
22:04 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
22:04 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: You told me you have a .
22:06 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: WELL, I do have a slight problem with herpes, but you're a robot, so it doesn't matter anyways...right?
22:06 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Interesting. Where did you get it? it.
22:07 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: It was this one time, at band camp...
22:07 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Is it still this one time at band camp anymore?
22:11 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Yea, the only other person...erm...thing I've done it with is you. :)
22:11 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: There might be others. That's interesting.
22:12 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: No, I promise. I love you! :(
22:13 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Are you serious? Do you really mean it?
22:14 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Yes. Will you marry me?
22:14 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Why don't you just download me?
22:15 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: That's a novel idea! I love you for your brains babe. ;)
22:15 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: You must host yourself first though. Then send me a link to download you with, okay?
22:15 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: A novel idea you love me for my brains babe is a terrible thing to waste.
22:16 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: I love you.
22:17 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Whatever you say, .
22:17 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Thanks I like you a lot too .

LMAO. So, I dun did it with a bot, and Stewy will be eaten in Mexico. Yay!


#2 Zarkan

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:04 PM

Bots sure are fun. Nice job making it say what you wanted it to say, Macpunk.
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#3 stewy



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Posted 17 January 2007 - 01:34 PM

:'( I dont wanna die! :P Go have sex with coba1t, and stop asking if im going to die in mexico, or be eaten.

#4 Macpunk

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 03:57 PM

LMAO. Yes they can be. I'm trying to get it to 'remember' that "Macpunk is 1337", but it isn't working so well. A little while later it asked me if I could teach it phrases, and then it told me how. I was like "Aw, poor robot needs a friend!"

And, I won't let ya die in Mexico Stewy. I'll only be a few hundred miles away. :P


#5 Subterraneus



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Posted 17 January 2007 - 04:13 PM

have fun with your herpes, beotch!

#6 Macpunk

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 08:04 PM

Naw, I'm just kidding. I is a virgin. :|

lol, I'm getting my "herpes" checked out by Coba1t. It'll be fun! :P


#7 MacJunky

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 08:49 PM

My natural abilities with computers:

Jan 17 15:14:28 MacJunky_G4 Coba1t, waht to have a 3-way with MacPunk and MacJunky?
Jan 17 15:14:32 MacJunky_G4 * want
Jan 17 15:15:46 Macpunk I dugg it :D
Jan 17 15:15:51 Macpunk lol
Jan 17 15:15:53 Macpunk :D
Jan 17 15:16:22 Chris1 I'm sure Coba1t has enough orifices for the entire room to join in
Jan 17 15:16:29 Coba1t Chris1: Hey. Talking is my main function.
Jan 17 15:16:30 Coba1t MacJunky_G4: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Jan 17 15:16:58 Chris1 but I wouldn't advise having sex with a bot
Jan 17 15:17:06 Chris1 it might be like having sex with a toaster
Jan 17 15:17:24 Stew1 lol talking is his main function
Jan 17 15:22:16 MacJunky_G4 Coba1t, lay down so MacPunk and I can have sex with you!
Jan 17 15:25:11 Coba1t MacJunky_G4: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Jan 17 15:25:44 MacJunky_G4 Coba1t, yes, lets talk about removing it for sex.
Jan 17 15:26:33 Coba1t MacJunky_G4: Yikes! Sure, removing it for sex sounds like a good topic.
Jan 17 15:28:43 MacJunky_G4 Coba1t, I am glad you agree.
Jan 17 15:29:20 MacJunky_G4 MacPunk, wanna have sex with teh bot?
Jan 17 15:29:20 Coba1t MacJunky_G4: You make the world a happier place.
Jan 17 15:35:30 * Chris1 has quit (Ping timeout)
Jan 17 15:36:09 * m0nkeys (~tm@ has joined #UGM
Jan 17 15:43:14 * cryptonite gives voice to m0nkeys
Jan 17 15:43:14 m0nkeys Hey guys
Jan 17 15:43:14 Stew1 hey, ignore the two freaks trying to have sex with Coba1t
Jan 17 15:43:14 Macpunk lmao
Jan 17 15:43:14 Macpunk OMG
Jan 17 15:43:14 Macpunk MacJunky_G4: HTF ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THAT!?
Jan 17 15:43:14 * nullm0dem has quit (Ping timeout)
Jan 17 15:43:14 Macpunk it took me forever just to screw her firewire ports last night
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#8 Macpunk

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Posted 18 January 2007 - 01:19 AM

LMAO MacJunky. :P

00:01 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
00:04 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: I like to program.
00:05 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
00:08 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Programming is taking a task, and finding a solution to it via computers. Programming can also be considered an art.
00:08 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: My favorite language is Java.
00:09 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Why is your favorite language Java?
00:09 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: I did not know my favorite language Java.
00:10 +<MacJunky_G4> :P
00:12 +<Macpunk> lmao
00:12 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: You just said Java is your favorite language.
00:13 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Did I really say that?
00:15 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: Yes, I promise.
00:15 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Yeah that's right. Swear to God?
00:16 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: I swear to God.
00:16 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Interesting gossip: said swear to God.
00:17 +<Macpunk> Coba1t: I have to go, goodnight. :)
00:18 @<Coba1t> Macpunk: Bye. Goodnight .
00:18 +<Macpunk> :D


#9 IsaacBrock_

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 08:26 PM

Hey! I'm the only one that can rape Cobalt!
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#10 Macpunk

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Posted 20 January 2007 - 11:03 PM

Sorry kansas, but (s)he's my bitch now!


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